Danus : Torque3D Jedi
a Techno-Scholar consumed with a passion for all things Mathematica.
He bobs and weaves and can bake Thirty Minute brownies in 18 minutes flat!

Ricco : aka The Tool Man
An expert in stucco, a veteran in love, & an outlaw in Peru.
He plays bluegrass mandolin & from his garage, performs reverse-engineering on UFO propulsion systems.

JaJa : often seen climbing the Matterhorn & wrestling crocodiles in the Serengeti. He translates Mandarin fairytale folklore for children & writes booming Klingon operas. Can occasionally be seen treading water for 3 days in a row.

Lura : a contortionist, an analyst, & an unruly bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over her line of corduroy eveningwear.
Has been caller nine eight times & won weekend passes to see four of the Six Partridges.

Da Vido : can throw a boomerang at moving parking-meter patrols with uncanny precision. Once read Paradise Lost, The Hobbit, & The Narnia Chronicles in a single day & still had time to refurbish the drive train of a '68 Volkswagen.

La Rue : lives on the fringe of the sedimentary conurbation.
On weekends he participates in full-contact origami. Years ago he discovered the meaning of life (but forgot to write it down). He breeds prize-winning Chia pets.

ii Lane : can pilot unicycles up critical inclines & has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving matches in Sri Lanka, & spelling bees at the Kremlin. She has played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery, & has spoken with Elvis.